Friday, 19 May 2017

Zendozia In Crisis

Following the second victory of our President at the recent elections, elements of the army based in the North of the country have rebelled and joined forces with the so called Army Of the Spaghetti God.

Our all seeing President tells us they are being supported and supplied by our long time enemies the Republic of Muwamba.

The rebels have seized control of Megebe and Numanitas and a small number of troops from the 11th Brigade stationed in that area have deserted to join the rebels.

General Thomas N’goma is currently leading a task force from the 2nd Brigade to crush them.

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